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DoktorNo
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Highligts, why this movie sucks:
*BAD ACTING
*ILLOGICAL SCENARIO
*FAILED ATTEMPTS TO MAKE GOOD ONE-LINERS
BTW: this movie seems to be anti-capitalistic, but for me it looked like NRA commercial.
I doubt if it was intened by filmakers.
More to come; I'm just at the middle of the movie.
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DoktorNo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:07 pm |
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*TOO STUPID FOR ADULTS, TOO BRUTAL FOR KIDS
*MAKING MOVIE PG-13 DOESN'T SUBSTITUTE FOR LOGIC
*FAILED ATTEMPTS TO MAKE HEROIC/ICONIC SHOTS
Trivia: the syth voice from videophone is clearly made by Amiga 500 computer. The voice generator was so shitty, that manufacturer eventually skipped it form further relases of Amiga OS.
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DoktorNo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:57 pm |
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*DUDE, WHERE IS LOGIC HERE?
*FAILED ATTEMPTS TO MAKE HOMAGE FOR THE FIRST MOVIE (in some moments)
*BLUESCREEN WAS GOOD IN 1970'S NOT 1990'S
*EXPLOITING THE NINJA FAD WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA
Robocop in pimpmobile was one of the few scenes, that made me smile...
I have a feeling, that Robocop is just a second-plan gadget in this whole thing...
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DoktorNo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:24 pm |
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OK, its over.
Unbelivable. This movie could exists without Robocop in it. He is like gadget in James Bond movies, that saves hero's life just in time.
The all complains about this movie were true, I won't repeat them now, because they are widely known (at least on this forum  ).
IMHO jetpack was a last resort to update the hero for the new decade, where audience were expecting, well, a better mobility from heros. Recycled music score from first movie doesn't helps either.
I hope moderators would understand my unusual approach to this movie.
Really, really, really, really final remark:
*IS THERE ANY LOGIC OUT THERE?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:31 pm |
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This topic makes we think about a longer fan commentary text thing to go with the movie. Could be fun to read. 
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DoktorNo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:39 pm |
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| Archive : | | This topic makes we think about a longer fan commentary text thing to go with the movie. Could be fun to read. |
Oh yea, I wish I had more time. I would do this sort of thing.
This movie DESERVES it!
BTW: the only thing that doesn't sucks are the cast from orginal movie. Their performance was good, but Nancy Allen looked like she was thinking "oh my God, how long I am supposed to be here"...
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RoboPimp
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Comment: "You dead wrong if ya think that pimpin' gon' die" - Snoop Dogg, P.I.M.P. (Remix)
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lol quadruple post.
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Psyburn
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:25 pm |
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The only things that sucked were the japanese corp. , ninja bots and Ann's cheap death.
Other than that, it was fine. nothing steller.
*flame shield*
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Ruprekt
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Comment: "Not Mother?"
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I've never seen it, and it's going to stay that way. I'll stick with the first two.
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Law Giver
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Comment: Boob Snortin' and Dicky Boy
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it was low budget and forgettable, its good to have just for the collection and an occasional watch.
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DoktorNo
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AlexMurphy
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| Psyburn : | | The only things that sucked were the japanese corp. , ninja bots and Ann's cheap death. |
I'm pretty sure there are more things than that which sucked. RoboCop's strange vocal toning, it's not because of Robert John Burke, but they actually made his voice sound...well fake and automated.
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Shindiggity
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Comment: Let's go, let's boogaloo til we puke.
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| Ruprekt : | | I've never seen it, and it's going to stay that way. I'll stick with the first two. |
I WISH I'd never seen it. Trust me, you're not missing anything. R1 and 2 are classics and the only ones worth watching (multiple times)!
Ninja robots? Come on. Movie ninjas were popular around that time but it didn't mean RoboCop had to follow suit. Combine that with the gunarm/flightpack and you have the ultimate sellout. And not a very good one at that. No wonder the franchise is in such dire need of respect...
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DoktorNo
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:51 am |
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| AlexMurphy : | | Psyburn : | | The only things that sucked were the japanese corp. , ninja bots and Ann's cheap death. |
I'm pretty sure there are more things than that which sucked. RoboCop's strange vocal toning, it's not because of Robert John Burke, but they actually made his voice sound...well fake and automated. |
It's all falls into "BAD ACTING" department.
Moreover, the scene, where Robo had an dream, where Lewis morphed into Lazarus were just embarrasing attempt to bond these characters...
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