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Mindchamber
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Pretty ambitious work at over an hour long. The jokes were groan worthy though, really forced. I could not watch it in it's entirety. Everything is read from paper in a monotonous voice, even the so called jokes.
The guy can't pronounce Verhoeven and Kershner. *Groan*
Robot has a mark on his helmet in Robo2. It is Robo-Potter. *Groan*
Instead of using RoboCop, he uses Robo-poop, Robo-crap etc. *Groan*
Constant fart noises for comedic effect. *groan*
I applaud the effort and work put into it but the lame unoriginal "jokes" absolutely kills it.
I gave it a solid thumbs down, and I suggest everyone do the same.
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RoboPimp
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Comment: "You dead wrong if ya think that pimpin' gon' die" - Snoop Dogg, P.I.M.P. (Remix)
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:47 pm |
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I watched the first 13 seconds of this video and had to stop. Why? Well, if the shitty music choice was enough, it starts off by stating:
"THE ROBOCOP SERIES IS EXREMELY VIOLENT, BUT FOR SOME REASON HAS NO SCENES WHERE YOU SEE NAKED BREASTS"
This is inaccurate. Let's not forget the deleted scene, "Topless Pizza" , which is 110% what he is looking for. In addition, in the very beginning of the first movie, you can see both male and female naked breasts when all the cops are changing.
So not only does he start this movie out with some really lame music, and I guess something that is a stab at humor, he also gets his fact wrong IMMEDIATELY. I'm choosing not to go any further because he obviously hasn't done enough research...
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Mindchamber
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:51 pm |
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haha, oops, I dunno, there was some behind the scenes info that I found interesting as well. "Like the Milk assassination". Though I draw and listen more than watch. So I zone out and concentrate more on what hes saying that how hes saying it.
The" bob Morton gets sexually assaulted in the bathroom" remark, made me chuckle too.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:51 pm |
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| RoboPimp : | | In addition, in the very beginning of the first movie, you can see both male and female naked breasts when all the cops are changing. |
Also in the club scene where Robo goes after Nash.
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Mindchamber
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:52 pm |
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haha sorry. .. I didnt mean to incite rage 
you're right about the breast stuff though.
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RoboWags
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Comment: "Its time to show how real cops kick ass."
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:32 pm |
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Yikes... maybe he was going for some wierd form of shock value? That or he thinks he's really cool...
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Sean_001
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:38 pm |
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So, I'm watching this. Apparently, I can't stop listening in.
The jokes are fine, the fart jokes are a bit too abundant, and the pacing is good.
However, narrative skills are shit, and it sounds like it is from the point of view of a fanboy just pointing out the flaws we all know and have been used to by now.
But the fart jokes are too many.
as of now, I'm only halfway thru...
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Mindchamber
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:47 pm |
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| Sean_001 : | So, I'm watching this. Apparently, I can't stop listening in.
The jokes are fine, the fart jokes are a bit too abundant, and the pacing is good.
However, narrative skills are shit, and it sounds like it is from the point of view of a fanboy just pointing out the flaws we all know and have been used to by now.
But the fart jokes are too many.
as of now, I'm only halfway thru... |
its decent background sound ,when you are working on something.
I did stop to listen about the milk assassination, and the kadafi school stuff.
But its true we all know this stuff. Its more like a recap for people who dont i guess.
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Sean_001
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:23 pm |
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Yup, ended with a fart joke.
The commentary was entertaining. I actually enjoyed the bit on PD. Holy shit, that still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Everytime i attempt to watch it, I can only get halfway through the second part before I shut it off and give up. I don't think I've seen the other 2 in years. I can't do it.
Interesting find. Thanks for sharing it.
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Mindchamber
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:34 pm |
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np.. the music of PD is easily the most painful part. I can actually watch bits of PD with no sound. but that mariachi band shit.., uggh
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Sean_001
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| Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:06 pm |
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I hear that...
Not that I'm against Mexicans, I just can't take the music as long. Ecspecially in a Robocop movie. He'll, the series score wasn't as good as the movie, but at least they tried to approximate it close enough. If the producers were allowed to use scenes from the series, why not the score? Probably the most realistic reason...
They were too broke to pay the license fees for the score. The probable BS reason, they didn't want there to be confusion, and to have it stand on its own legs. But the entire movie was 60% reused scenes, mirrored scenes and the use of old scenes from the series...
Ugh, getting off my soapbox. PD hate should be reserved for the other topic.
God! I hated PD.
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